Becoming The Ideal Man Of The Future

Birt 2 maí 2020
i became the ideal man of the future

Ummæli

  • 2020 sucks btw

  • Them: “ there wont be any pockets ” Girls with pants : “ we are one step ahead of you my friend “

  • Yo, 2020 in the past now, it’s 2021... *sobs* It was mortifying.. I’m scared

  • yea in the future . future of hell

  • 0:37 that's good Danny. I'm glad you like it

  • If a guy ever came up to me and said “wanna come back to my place? Iiiii got some jellyyybeanss” yes. I do want to come to your place

    • Your profile pic makes me sad :(

  • With out the crown you look like a cop

  • THIS IS FUNNY

  • If only he knew what would happen in 2020

  • poor poor danny that year was not futuristic

  • i lahf so much wen it falled and he was runing

  • 17:00 me trying shoes in a shoe store

  • Lol he looks like a rejected rip-off Ghostbuster

  • lol it's 2021 now

  • They were right about no shaving in 2020 - lockdown led to a lot of hirsute people!

  • "Candies for cuties" - Roofies

  • Crown, utility belt, cover all? Nah. Phanny pack, jumper, headband. They described a night at a club in the 70s.

  • Wheres my link in the description for that belt, daniel???

  • Guys, I'm starting to think this is his...second channel, I know it's unreal, but I think it is

  • The rest of the year was so awful because this was too awesome.

  • Lemon cello is epic

  • I’m watching from the future in 2021- we still have pockets 👁👄👁 And whenever I give candy to cuties the police come for me

  • Nobody: me the night before my project is due

  • “Such a futuristic year” suuuurrreee

  • NIO Day

  • hisoka: 9:04 - 9:11

  • I feel like we disappointed them :/ well, all exept from the candies. You already know all of the candies in MY pocket is prepared for cuties 😗👍

  • its 2021

  • Okay this seriously freaked me out because I’m making a diamond painting of Super Mario and suddenly could hear the music playing. It made me straight up pause the video lol

  • Danny and his big boy engineering skills

  • I’m disappointed in him in the fact that he did not give Laura aka the cutie a candy

  • He looks like a work man

  • ya the big jar is when you need to refill your countader with candy.

  • I would pay a ridiculous amount of money to travel back in time just to show the people who made the future clothing video this video.

  • he could’ve censored the la croix and put the video on his main channel

  • All of these woman look like they are lesbians

  • Hey the no skirt pants were true

  • 2021: i think we all thought we'd never get here..

  • Limoncello lacroix tastes like sunscreen.

  • Hitler

  • the crown is to hold a bowl of chips

  • _time skips to the future_ "ALL MEN... ARE KINGS!!" "IF HE BREATHES, HE'S A JERRRRRRRRRRK!"

  • "2020 sound like such a futuristic year" he had no idea what he had coming.

  • People back then spoke so much cooler...what happened to us.

  • I was in the middle of choking on water and all I heard Danny say is "A L L R I G H T" and I choked harder :/

  • Alternative title: crazed man leaves wife, disowns dog and sacrifices himself to the toast lords

  • I just realized that he got more packages than the hard rock nicks weekly average!!!

  • Candy for cuties is the same thing as the white van rapists

  • THE CROWN WAS A PHONE ANTENNA, MY GUY

  • 2020 feels like hell not future

  • Danny is hiding his lacroix addiction on his second channel

  • mhm, glad its fucking 2021

  • Danny: 2020 makes me feel so futuristic. Also Danny:Covid makes me feel so futuristic.

  • U FORGOT THE BEARD

  • Lemon Cello is by FAR the best, anyone who disagrees can go get slapped by legal for all I care, smh

  • Why the Mario music

  • this is just danny’s weekly mental breakdown

  • Hey want to go to my place ?Ive got jelly beans

  • Man, the graphics in cyberpunk are CRAZY

  • "Belt to the Future" Coming to theaters near you.

  • 7:37 it's big brain time

  • 18:33 excuse me Mr. Panda 🐼

  • Use the other containers for spices

  • He needs to put the links to all the supplies for these products so we can make our own and Danny can make some sales for amazon! Or sell container belts in your merch store. The crown is for the antenna for phone and radio !!!

  • 2 great channels with equally great content ! The one and only DREW GOODEN !

  • I can't wait to be a ghost is the year 3020 and look back at old movies and books and laugh about how wrong we were now-

  • My all time favorite ever Danny Gonzales video so far!

  • Can we just talk about how much that model guy looks like Danny?

  • "Hello everyone." I'm not 'everyone' I'm Greg😡😡

  • I LOVE YOUR SHIRT XD

  • This video is unstructured for something on the main channel

  • Bootleg Fallout lookin ass.

  • “Hey wanna go yo my place? I got jelly beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans” WEEZ 😂

  • living in the future (at the end of 2020/now) us all wearing masks cause of covid, - ......boy u don't know the half of it

  • Me: ha he didn't put the crown on this is gonna be a great comment Wait what? He put it oh ok :(

  • Danny: oh you want coins? I’ve got plenty right here in my container. Oh I need to get into my house? Let me just get my keys out. Oh you are a cutie? Well here’s some... BUBBLEGUM! plot twist of the century.

  • A relic

  • Shouldn't Danny have known about Covid in May? 2020- truly the ideal futuristic year (if ur a dystopian author)

  • wHy iS mY HeAd shApED lIke a GuMdRoP?

  • looks like Arwin from the suite life of Zack and Cody

  • Candy for cutties

  • why is nobody talking about how much the model looks like danny!!!!!

  • Never fails, I always laugh ridiculously hard at this one. CAAANDIES FOR CUUTIEES

  • At 10:07 he sawed like dru gorden

  • Yeah in the future there is something called ✨Covid-19 ✨

  • He could put the big bowl on the crown :D

  • I would’ve used wire and string to hold the glass container to jumpsuit

  • does he have the default background in his phone...

  • Hi

  • The new cyberpunk game looks great

  • i guess he couldnt find any cuties to show off the candies

  • Watch this video if you want your entire perspective on Danny to change drastically. ischats.info/fun/o9drgoSIfJOdYms/v-deo

  • Danny you could have just gotten a fanny pack for your coins, keys and candy for cuties™

  • ‘’Candies for cuties’’ Well that didn’t age well

  • the 30s predicted techwear

  • The phone makes it look like a saggy ti-

  • danny: if you've stumbled on this channel by accidentally this is actually my second channel me: me binge watching all his second channel videos.

  • literally after the candies for cuties part where he says it sounds like a charity to give candy to under privileged girls, I got an ad for colgate giving toothpaste to underpivileged kids lol

  • This video is one of my all-time favorites.

  • BELT